January 2009
How do you say to someone, “Hey, thanks for the invite but everyone at that house hates me. Look for another date, mister.”
December 2008
lieslieslies:
Kind of creepy but the girl I was trying to do work with all last night looked just like Christina. I would have called her had I known her number. Same piercing, hair cut, and facial features. Needless to say: IT WAS RAD.
Wait, so is “do work” what the kids are calling it these days. I’m too out of the loop…
Days like today...
… I am thankful for my Sirus subscription.
Part Two of the History of Howard Stern Show has been so entertaining. The infamous Pat Cooper family feud never gets old for me.
“When You Got It, Flaunt It” - The...
2008...
… was the year of a lot of firsts.
My first road-trip adventure with my sister (to surprise my parents in Arizona).
My first scuba dive (Catalina Island).
My first out of the country trip (Honduras).
My first shark dive (chumming in Utila).
My first time on a stage (still a nervous wreck, but still counts)
My first Los Angeles heartbreak.
My first L.A. Halloween where I went all out...
Today is a hit-the-snooze 5 times, sweatpants to...
Ways To Get Me To Not Come See Your Improv Troupe...
atencio:
Your improv group is named after a pun
Your improv group is named after a pop culture reference
Your improv group has won special awards reserved for improv groups
You invite me
No, I will not come see your improv group perform. Stop asking.
Pictionary with me! →
One of the funniest reviews I have ever read, The... →
Hilarious. Anything descibing something as a “filmic holocaust” is worth a viewing.
antikris: (via feistyred)
Has anyone heard from Alien Ant Farm lately?
michaeltruly:
Do they need some of our spare change to get by? Just bus fare to get home, man?
Last I saw/heard from them was in 2003 or 2004 at the WeHo Gay Pride Parade when they had a huge float that was a giant ant that just played the movies song over and over again. Let’s just say I was pretty confused…
Patton Oswalt - “Cirque Du Soleil” I...
Roisin Murphy - “Night of the Dancing...
skeetonmischa:
cookiepuss:
If I have to pay taxes and wear a top at the beach then women are not allowed to breast feed in public without putting a blanket over it. It’s weird and I don’t want to stare so put your utility boob away.
Having the name “Cookiepuss” makes you automatically follow worthy… no questions asked.
Man Shot on Christmas Day for Talking During... →
Always an interesting day at work...
…when you bump into Sylvester Stalone in the hallway.
Watchatencio:
It’s here! Please enjoy my 2008 Video Christmas Card. Special thanks to Jason and Bodie for their help. This is also available on youtube. Happy holidays!
It should be noted that this is the most embarassing thing I’ve ever done / made / watched.
I’ve been without a computer for the past few days, so I’m late on my reblog… but this deserves it, late or not. Here,...
Doing the AST Secret Santa this year was the greatest idea; finding out from multiple channels how much a complete stranger loved my gift just made my week.
Right now, I’m 24. Tomorrow.. I’m turning….well, I don’t want to talk about it….
“Well, what the hell, go get yourself a boyfriend to take you to dinner or...”
– my dad, upon hearing my movie/painting/unpacking plans for today.
Merry Christmas to all of my internet friends out there! And special thanks to lieslieslies for making this old broad feel nice last night.. You’re too much!
All you need is love
Got the wine, got the ice cream, and got Love Actually. Let my Christmas Eve begin.
The best time to go furniture shopping and to the hardware store is on Christmas eve. What a painless day so far… Now, I get to assemble furniture and start painting (both things I love to do)